First, do no harm

I would like to thank the proprietor of this site for giving me this forum.  I’m a life long fan of the Browns (the first game I remember was the Drive and I’ve been hooked since) and 2015 will be my 14th season as a season ticket holder who commutes from Columbus eight times each year to watch consistently horrendous...

Browns reason to believe found in 1974.

What would you make of this NFL team’s prospects: 50-ish head coach in the second year of his first try as an NFL head coach; QB is an unheralded draftee from a D2 school who has managed to hang around the league into his 30s; decent size, decent arm, not too mobile, sub .500 record as starter, overcame early turnover tendencies to...

Rethinking the Banner era.

So #brownstwitter is getting frothy over this pass… Ok, I’m sold!  All we need to do is call the four-steps-up-into-the-pocket play and we should be good.  Who knew?  Why didn’t Shanny call that play?  Why didn’t Dowell Loggains coach him up?  Sure, it’s the fourth quarter of an August game and you’ve got a cut-line strong safety trying to play...

Soulless husk of the Cleveland Browns.

So it’s time to talk Browns football again is it?  Alright let’s dig in because it’s been a meh summer, so thank goodness we can rely on our Brownies to do right by us. And by “us,” I of course mean a Franklin County mall rat who can’t hasn’t settled on which new Steelers jersey to purchase with his mom’s credit...

Chasing Your Tail: A 2015 Cleveland Browns Season Preview

In lieu of Mike’s recent hiatus, I figured it would be an appropriate time for my annual on the record Browns’ treatise.[1]  For those of you who still remember, I’m the guy behind Cleveland Reboot – which was the place for Isaac Sowell’s fat jokes, Neoclassical art and lamenting lost screen passes.  Of course, time and life pass – leaving...

2015 Draft Notes.

(Note!  If you’re in NEO, you should go to Frowns’ Draft Party at Map Room.  I would if I were there.) Hi all, let’s do some random draft notes. I haven’t researched the prospects much and I’m content that that’s fine. I.e., I really liked Justin Gilbert last year and I believe my do-not-take list included Kelvin Benjamin and Chris...

The Expansion Era Guide to Cleveland Browns’ Drafting

Most happy to have Dave Kolonich with a pre-draft contribution today.  Here tis. Since I last checked in with Kanicki (Burger), my beloved Browns experienced a most epic of expansion December meltdowns – a franchise involution of sorts that exposed the organization as a bush league outfit boasting high production values. From the GM trying to subvert the coaching staff to...

Clearing the Tweetdeck on the Browns.

@thebigeeezy @ClevelandFrowns thesis will be: ‘if youre bitching abt browns, youre riding w hammer-rizzo-bull-grossi. might rethink that.’— mike b. (@603_brown) March 13, 2015 Indeed Adam (aka AlvaroEspinoza in the Cheddar-verse).  Too much haze swirling around the Browns and zero hot takes.  Only bad takes.  So let’s open it up on a bunch of Browns-related topics.  I’m going to go back through...

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