Reboot’s 2015 reboot.

Old friend Dave Kolonich gave me a piece to post last week and here it is.  Sorry for the delay! It’s been a while since I last checked in with Mike. Understandably, this 2015 Browns’ season has sucked the life out of me and/or I emotionally checked out around the time Josh McCown went for a helicopter ride back in...

Chasing Your Tail: A 2015 Cleveland Browns Season Preview

In lieu of Mike’s recent hiatus, I figured it would be an appropriate time for my annual on the record Browns’ treatise.[1]  For those of you who still remember, I’m the guy behind Cleveland Reboot – which was the place for Isaac Sowell’s fat jokes, Neoclassical art and lamenting lost screen passes.  Of course, time and life pass – leaving...

The Expansion Era Guide to Cleveland Browns’ Drafting

Most happy to have Dave Kolonich with a pre-draft contribution today.  Here tis. Since I last checked in with Kanicki (Burger), my beloved Browns experienced a most epic of expansion December meltdowns – a franchise involution of sorts that exposed the organization as a bush league outfit boasting high production values. From the GM trying to subvert the coaching staff to...

Kolonich’s State of the Browns, December 2014.

Hands mic to Dave Kolonich. Wait – what?? A real post on Kanicki.603-EveryDayShouldBeLobsterFest.com?? I’m confused.1 What’s the All Play?? Sorry, degenerates. Or in the words of Jim Nantz, “Hello, friends.” Since my beloved Browns are beginning their annual descent into the nothingness of December football, I figured it was an opportune time to settle up the 2014 season. The narratives...

The Hater’s Guide to the 2014 Cleveland Browns.

Friend of the site, former proprietor of Cleveland Reboot and theOBR contributor — and notable Cheddar Bay eschewer — Dave Kolonich got the itch to write a 2014 Browns preview and we’re happy to scratch it.  Editorial emphases are mine. A few weeks ago, I retweeted an article that sketched Dan Gilbert’s often clumsy tenure as Cleveland Cavaliers’ owner against his...

AFCE status report.

The Reboot may be on hiatus but Kolonich is still with us.  Here’s his wry take on the AFC East. Miami Dolphins Sandwiched between the latest from Mary Kay’s TMZ Twitter feed and the PD’s first installment of Bro Witness News*, was this hilarious headline: As corporate monoliths go, the league was either brazen or brainless enough to allow Jerry Jimmy Haslam...

Seattle takes Cameron Fleming. #KRM

We know the draft will not go as expected and that we will meet this year’s Tyson Alualu at some point in Round One.  Kolonich serves up the KRM’s biggest first round surprise today. I’m honored to bring up the proverbial rear of the inaugural Kanick mock draft.  Clearly, the pressure is on to deliver – and since I’m more...

KRM: Rams Take Greg Robinson.

Second installment of the Kanick Reader Mock is offered up by friend of site, ex-of The Reboot, Dave Kolonich. The early consensus is the Rams will trade the second overall draft pick – presumably to a QB-needy team or one who really thinks Jadeveon Clowney is the second coming of … Jadeveon Clowney. In an ideal mock draft football universe, such a...

KKE Part 2: Trolls and Team Needs Edition

In case you missed it, KOLONICH and KANICKI have things to say.  Here’s the first part of the exchange. 4.  Regarding the 2013 Browns, is Trolling the Same as Saying “I Told You So?” KANICKI:  I think so, yes. I mean, I’m now Mr. Downtick on the WFNY comment board and I know it’s because not only don’t people want to think...

Kolonich/Kanicki Exchange: On Betting, Browns and Blogs.

Dave Kolonich over at Reboot and I get together from time to time to exchange to opinions.  Here’s part one of a recent such session.  (Re-posted from Dave’s site.) . Let’s skip the clever intro and get to the point:  Kolonich and Kanicki have some things to talk about.  If you don’t know Kanicki, shame on you. 1. Is Lobsterfest Over Already...

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